I’m on a seafood diet – I see food, I eat it, and then I wonder why I did that
CATZILLA
Impressions: 0 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 16:50
Sometimes I just want to run away… from responsibilities, adulthood, and vegetables
CATZILLA
Impressions: 0 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 16:50
Not sure if I need coffee, a nap, or a new identity
CATZILLA
Impressions: 0 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 16:49
I’m not a morning person. I’m barely a functioning human
CATZILLA
Impressions: 0 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 16:48
My relationship with my bed? Solid. We’re inseparable. :)
CATZILLA
Impressions: 25 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:14
I’m multitasking: eating and running away from my problems simultaneously.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 17 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:13
Walking past the fridge and pretending you didn’t hear it call you? That’s real strength.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 27 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 10:12
My favorite exercise? Stretching the truth to make myself sound cooler.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 27 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:12
I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am at ignoring my responsibilities.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 13 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:13
Mirror selfies are just me checking if I still look fabulous. Spoiler: I do.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 13 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:13
I almost exercised, but then I saw cake. Cake won.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 14 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:12
My perfect day? Wake, eat, nap, repeat until further notice.
CATZILLA
Impressions: 15 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:12
I like long, romantic walks… to the fridge
CATZILLA
Impressions: 24 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 13:02
My bed and I? We’re in a committed relationship. No third party needed
CATZILLA
Impressions: 37 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 13:01
Food after midnight? The forbidden snack zone, and I’m totally going in
CATZILLA
Impressions: 34 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 13:01
Today’s mood: powered by coffee and sprinkled with sarcasm :)
CATZILLA
Impressions: 33 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 13:00
Realizing life doesn’t have a pause button… and you just skipped all the tutorials :)
CATZILLA
Impressions: 42 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:59
Stepping in something wet with socks on: the quickest way to question all your life choices
CATZILLA
Impressions: 42 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:58
Singing in the shower like you’re headlining a world tour… Grammy incoming
CATZILLA
Impressions: 43 $0.04 USD
Comments: 3 15 Sep 2024 - 09:58
Looking at old photos and asking yourself, “Who let me walk around with that haircut?”
CATZILLA
Impressions: 44 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 15 Sep 2024 - 09:57