I’ve never met a problem that pizza and denial couldn’t solve
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 17:06
If I was meant to be productive, coffee wouldn’t need me as much as I need it
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 17:06
I’m not sure how to act my age. I’ve never been this fabulously confused before
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 17:05
Does thinking about going to the gym count as cardio?
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 17:05
Adulting is hard. Can I just go back to when ‘napping’ was a full-time job?
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 17:04
My phone is 90% screenshots and 10% “why did I even save this?”
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 19 Sep 2024 - 17:04
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year, with snack breaks in between.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:04
Socks have been disappearing since the washing machine became a portal to another dimension.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:04
“Just five more minutes of sleep” – and that’s how the entire day vanished.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:03
Sleeping through alarms is my body saying, “Let’s not.”
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 10:03
Googling symptoms is fun until the answer is: “You’re just sleepy, chill.”
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 10:02
Warning: I may randomly nap, mid-sentence, mid-day, mid-anything.
MIND BLOWER
Impressions: 31 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 10:02
Today’s goal: eat more foods, dodge humans like a ninja...
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:23
Winter’s cool and all, but hibernating like a bear sounds cooler. :)
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:22
Trying to adult but accidentally turned into a human couch potato.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:21
Whoever invented homework clearly had too much free time.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:21
I clean, and suddenly it’s like I’ve unearthed relics from a lost civilization.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:21
Coffee is just caffeine therapy in a cup.
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 1 17 Sep 2024 - 20:20
My brain has two speeds: overthink everything or forget everything
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 2 16 Sep 2024 - 12:35
Opening the fridge like snacks are about to materialize out of sheer hope
MIND BLOWER
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:34