Is this Earth 1 or the DLC version?

Me meeting me for the first time

Spiritual denial level:

Noooo... I really wanted to socialize... turns off phone, exorcises joyfully

Manifesting teleportation like it’s a personality trait.

Silent outside. Broadway inside.

Built different. But like… in a concerning way.

RIP me, I lived, I laughed, I lied

Every day! Twice! With emotion!

Damn bro, we were play fighting. Why'd you go for the final boss move?

Do I look like I come with a chill setting?

So anyway, this is my villain origin story

Bro get out of room and be a man

Whatever happens, happens

Boycott coke

Why men should go down

please help

roger that

Say wisely

IT guys