She would text first if you weren’t shaped like regret

current mission deer hunt difficulty hard

she’s religious but pregnant… that math ain’t mathing

The conspiracy goes all the way to the top

There's always a Doraemon movie character that tops your favorite anime characters

Thermal husky looks like a little lava cloud

doesn’t look smart that’s noodlebooty genius

Watching someone Google wrong feels like physical pain

This is completely incorrect and homeschooled kids are almost always weird.

at least it's original

Title....

air vibrates. humans start dancing instantly

my soul is alight with incandescent, inconsolable yearning for you, my love

brits mocking americans after hitting that food coma

me 6 hours later winning the argument in my head

what time i eat when the tremble hits

Rude coworker starter pack

It's always morally right to pirate Adobe products

Crazy statistic

gas + leg day = gym prisoners now