like a Temple Run

me trying to impress my crush by being 'unique'

I think it speaks for itself

NEO PLZ

Judgemental strawberries

Just a regular Tuesday saving the world... but first, let me shave.

I work hard at my laziness

My local grocer is out here catching them all

How to bee kind

My husband is waiting in line to do a drug screen for work.

May Godzilla destroy this home last

Asked my 14 year old what she wanted written on her birthday cake...

Wife said no to hanging it in the living room...

My best friend sent me a picture of something weird on his elbow that he wanted me to look at. My best friend is blind.

Spotted on our walk, above the free dog treats our neighbors offer

The biggest madlad of 1770

He chill'in at the beach

Best friend turns 25 tomorrow getting her present ready

One last number can make your whole life doomed....

My little sister had to move in with our parents for a month