Don't never ever

The aftermath of me using my new water pik for the first time today.

How to bee kind

Read the sign. Or don't.

Everywhere I look I'm reminded of her

Definitely!

The last house in the street for trick or treat.

Well, That escalated real quickly.

Asked my 14 year old what she wanted written on her birthday cake...

Me after getting my Cybersecurity degree

Rookies use sparkle, effectively

you're going home with me!

Welcome our new artificial shitlords

Sad Prussian noises

Can't skip more than 3 times

I always felt so weird for needing alone time as a younger human.

magik

He did it. He finally did it. He's famous.

Well okay then

Time is running out