my mood almost everyday

No pole vaulting allowed

I want to play that game as well ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

eltit evitaerC

Gotta be the end

An Alpacafly spitting everywhere

happy birthday buddy!

They wanted proof! I gave them proof!

Did you really believe it

and again...

fuckimg ow

My emails be like

I don't care if the trailer already gives away half the plot!

And it will never happen

Someone got mad at the milk

The year is 1620

I can't find a flaw in his logic

The Future Is Cooked

My daughter lost the phone in the store and the Manager asked me to make a call to identify myself

The reason why Facebook and Instagram were down