"This is me pretending to know what's going on in life."

"Me living my best life with $3.28 in my bank account."

"Manifesting millionaire vibes while chilling for free."

"When you're broke but at least you're not working."

"When you're lost in thought and this is what you're staring at."

"POV: The fire hose is the only art I can afford to admire."

"Me staring at the empty wallet like it's a deep metaphor for life."

"When you're so broke even the fire hose seems luxurious."

"Hay is for best friends."

"The real-life yin and yang."

"When you're fierce and tiny but got a big protector."

"They said opposites don't attract. They lied."

When you see someone unliked your post:

That moment you realize it's Sunday night and you haven't prepared for Monday:

When someone interrupts your scrolling:

When you discover a new series and it's binge time:

Mastering the art of balance:

When you try to impress someone but it backfires:

Friendship goals:

The moment of realization: