"When you realize ‘hot girl summer’ is expensive."

"Hot enough to make the oven jealous."

"I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?"

"Too hot to handle, too cold to care."

"When you try to look cute but end up looking like a potato.

"I’m on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."

"Me: Tries to be cute and mysterious
Also me: Trips over nothing and spills my drink"

"When you say ‘I’ll be there in 5 mins’ but you haven’t even left your house"

"Them: You should stop being so dramatic
Me: gasps in main character"

Me: I m totally innocent 😇 … Also me when no one s watching: 😈🔥

"My attitude is hotter than your ex’s new rebound."

"That moment when you realize your whole life is just a series of ‘I’ll start on Monday’"

"That post-iftar nap hits differently on Eid." 😴💥

"Eid prayers done. Now, straight to the biryani!" 🏃‍♂️🍽️

Me at 5 AM: "I'm so full, I can’t eat another bite."
Me at 2 PM: "I regret everything."

"If you’re not sleeping, eating, or praying… what are you even doing during Ramadan?"

First day of fasting: "This is easy."
Day 10: "I can hear food calling my name.

"Iftar in 5 minutes? Time to stare at my plate like it’s a work of art."

"Happiness is contagious… consider yourself infected!" 😆🎶

"Smiling through the pain like a pro. 😁💔"