"When the Wi-Fi is stronger than your relationship."

"Me pretending to work hard, but actually Googling ‘how to look busy’."

"That awkward moment when you realize you’re the drama."

"When you text ‘I’m on my way’ but you’re still in bed contemplating life

😏 "Flirting level: Sending memes instead of compliments"

"Me flirting: So do you like bread?"