🔥 "Hot girl era? More like hot mess era—but make it fashion."

🤣 "Texting back fast so they know I’m interested… but not TOO fast so they know I have a life (which I don’t)."

💀 "Them: ‘You’re glowing!’
Me: ‘Yeah, it’s the ring light and delusion.’"

👀 "Don’t study me. You won’t graduate."

😜 "Sweet like sugar, hot like spice, dangerous like a red flag."

"Brace yourself! Oh wait, I already did."

"When the Wi-Fi is stronger than your relationship."

"Me pretending to work hard, but actually Googling ‘how to look busy’."

"That awkward moment when you realize you’re the drama."

"When you text ‘I’m on my way’ but you’re still in bed contemplating life

😏 "Flirting level: Sending memes instead of compliments"

"Me flirting: So do you like bread?"