"When you say you’re going to sleep but see a ‘wyd?’ text at 2 AM."

"Me trying to be classy but my inner chaos keeps leaking out."

"Hotter than your WiFi connection."

"When you realize being an adult is just Googling how to do stuff."

"Me: I'm gonna be productive today!
Also me: spends 3 hours scrolling memes"

"My toxic trait? Thinking I’d survive in a horror movie."