😜 "Flirting in 2025: Sending memes and hoping they get the hint."

💅 "Confidence level: Taking a selfie in public like nobody’s watching."

😂 "Me: Posts a fire selfie
My DMs: More traffic than the highway at 5 PM."

"Keep calm and brush on."

"Teeth: the only bones you show off daily."

"Smile! It's the best curve on your body."

"When you say you’re going to sleep but see a ‘wyd?’ text at 2 AM."

"Me trying to be classy but my inner chaos keeps leaking out."

"Hotter than your WiFi connection."

"When you realize being an adult is just Googling how to do stuff."

"Me: I'm gonna be productive today!
Also me: spends 3 hours scrolling memes"

"My toxic trait? Thinking I’d survive in a horror movie."