🔥 "Me in 2025: Still too hot to handle, still too lazy to care."

😂 "Me flirting: Accidentally insults them, laughs nervously, runs away."

💅 "I may be a snack, but trust me, I’m the whole damn meal."

🔥 "Confidence level: Posting a selfie with no filter."

💣 "Flirting level: Dropping hints like they’re hot potatoes."

😜 "Warning: Side effects of texting me may include blushing, heart racing, and excessive smiling."

"That text you shouldn't reply to but your toxic side is winning."

"Me acting unbothered but checking my phone every 2 seconds."

"Me: I need sleep.
Also me at 3 AM: What if I started a new life in Greece?"