💇‍♀ "New hair, who dis? Same bad decisions, though. 😂"

😎 "Me walking into 2025 like: Too glam to give a damn."

“Don’t cry over spilled milk—just milk it, fanny style!”

“Mixing a little cream with some sass: girls milk fanny style.”

"Floss like a boss, because plaque is so last year."​

🔥 "Crush: ‘I like funny people’
Me: Immediately forgets how to be funny and starts speaking in emojis"

🤡 "Me after saying ‘I’ll just have one drink’… 3 hours later: Dancing with a traffic cone."

"Training for 5 minutes and suddenly stronger than the villain." 💪🔥

"Friend: ‘Anime is for kids.’ Me: Sasuke glare 👀"

"Watching anime in public… and then that scene pops up. 😳🔞"