Health tip: cookies have eggs. That’s protein.

I was eating a salad... until the cookies called.

Sleep is a suggestion.

Brain: Sleep. Thumb: Nah, TikTok.

Sleep: 0, Phone: 100.

Me at 2AM: Still scrolling .

Lip gloss poppin’, Fanny lockin’

Sugar, spice, and Fanny things

Hot like summer, cool like Fanny

Sassy, classy, a lil Fanny.

She’s a whole mood—Fanny

Hot girl vibes: Fanny edition

Thick thighs, full fanny, can’t lose.

Powered by snacks and a phenomenal fanny

If you've got it, flaunt the fanny

My fanny enters the room five seconds before I do.

this is genetic greatness.

Saving the world one twerk at a time.

I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Current status:
Still not rich.