Trying to be productive, but my bed is like: ‘We ride at dawn!

That awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you.

When nothing goes right, go left. And take snacks.

I need a six-month vacation... twice a year.

Running late is my cardio.

Me: I’ll sleep early tonight — Also me at 3AM: Did penguins have knees

Serving looks… and leftovers.

Oops. I did nothing again.

Feelin’ myself. Don’t call it a phase.

Proof I can do selfies better than your ex.

Catch flights, not feelings.

More issues than Vogue.

When you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you.

Trying to hold in your cough in a silent room like it's a bomb.

When you realize the 'quick break' turned into a full nap.

Me pretending I didn’t just google the answer 2 seconds ago.

When your joke doesn't land but you already committed.

When you accidentally open your front cam.

5 years later and still haunted.

Brain: Let's relive every awkward moment ever.