Trying to be productive, but Pinterest keeps distracting me.

When you send a risky text and instantly regret it.

The face you make when you realize you have no idea what you’re doing.

That moment when you realize the weekend is over.

Me: I’m going to start my diet tomorrow. Also me: eats pizza.

When you try to adult, but your inner child takes over.

Me vs. My Alarm Clock

When life gives you lemons, just add vodka and call it a day.

When the teacher says ‘Pick a partner’ and you suddenly forget how to breathe.

I put the pro in procrastination.

When you try to act casual but you're internally screaming.

That awkward moment when you laugh at your own joke... alone

POV: You just remembered that embarrassing thing you did in 2013.

I put the “pro” in “procrastinate.”

Mondays are proof that time travel is possible…
Because I swear it was just Friday.

Me talking to my dog

No thoughts. Just snacks.

Me: I’m gonna be productive today.
Also me: watches 6 hours of cat videos

Trying to be productive, but my bed is like: ‘We ride at dawn!

That awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you.