When you panic because you left your phone somewhere — but it’s in your pocket.

When you avoid drama but drama finds you.

When your sarcasm is too advanced for people.

When you realize you’ve been ghosted... again.

When you spend 10 minutes picking a show and watch nothing.

When your brain brings up that one cringe moment.

When the waiter brings food to your table, but it's not yours.

When you try to explain something and end up confusing yourself.

When your favorite shirt is still in the laundry.

When your mom calls your full name from the other room.

When you accidentally open the front camera.

When you spend all day being tired and can’t sleep at night.

It’s called rustic, okay

Step 1: Watch tutorial. Step 2: Panic.

All I wanted was a shelf, not an existential crisis.

Crafting level: chaotic neutral.

Me: I’ll just wing it. disaster ensues

Hot glue solves all problems. Probably.

When you clean for 5 minutes and feel like you deserve an award.

"POV: You hear your alarm and instantly regret all your life choices."