When you realize it’s time to grow up but you don't want to.

When the pizza delivery guy finally shows up.

When you realize you said something embarrassing 3 years ago.

When you take a selfie and accidentally open the front cam.

When you’re telling a story but forget why you started.

When you set 10 alarms and still oversleep.

When you realize you left your drink in the other room.

When you fake laugh and they keep telling jokes.

Me: I’ll sleep early. Also me: 3 AM binge.

When Wi-Fi goes down… existential crisis.

When you ask for a nap and they give you a lecture.

My mood depends on how much sleep I got last night.

When you think you’ve finished a project, but you missed a major detail.

When you realize you’ve been on your phone for hours and did nothing.

Pretending to work while secretly Googling random facts.

When your WiFi is faster than your life decisions.

When your brain goes into sleep mode at 2pm.