Bring her back, my brother if she can work at ur company like that just to see u, better bring her back before u meet the creator

wiping boogers on gun laws

It sharpens multiple pencils at the same time!

Set the trap .....then a rollercoaster ride of pain .

keep watch

I like birds.

Dog I'm a good boy, dammit. Get outta my way.

Motivation of the day

Mom upgraded her weapon

I am Taco Bell historian

One letter menu for chaotic eaters

Server now owes you money

Hell's Kitchen meets high kitchen

$10 burrito, $15 in fees

Texting your ex at 2am energy

Same job, different priorities

When the kids' menu is your only hope

Your cheating boyfriend when you ask for his phone.

I’m multitasking: procrastinating and still doing nothing.

I love this.