Google did this dirty

This will be horrific

I live in the moment until it gets awkward

I blink and forget what I was doing

I blink too long and call it rest

I show up late and still feel early

I fail successfully and keep going

I dream of a world without alarms

I give side eye with full intention

I vibe alone better than most parties

I nap through my plans professionally

I blink through entire conversations

I get tired before getting ready

I live life on silent mode

I believe in effort but not today

I celebrate doing nothing daily

I respond in my mind only

I exist for snacks and awkward silences

I take breaks from my breaks

I prefer sleep over everything including ambition