I have gym membership guilt without the gym membership.


Runa laila
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My bank account has joined the witness protection program.


Runa laila
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“It is what it is” — me, accepting another bad decision.


Runa laila
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Tried to be spontaneous, accidentally took a nap.


Runa laila
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I'm the reason “Are you still watching?” exists.


Aaliyah
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Some days I’m the main character. Most days I’m background noise.


Aaliyah
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Me: Overthinking. Also me: “Why am I tired?”


Aaliyah
Impressions: 11 $0.0104 USD
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I was born tired and now I nap professionally.


Aaliyah
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a million dollars.


Aaliyah
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I don’t have attention span. I have… ooh, a butterfly!


Aaliyah
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I romanticize life. Even my laziness has aesthetic.


Aaliyah
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My life is a mix of “what the hell” and “meh.”


Aaliyah
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Me at work: “I quit.” Me after lunch: “Just kidding.”


Aaliyah
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Every “5-minute break” I take lasts a full Netflix episode.


Alaxismail
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I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow. Or the day after. Or eventually.


Alaxismail
Impressions: 10 $0.0104 USD
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My toxic trait? I check the fridge like it's a mood board.


Alaxismail
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