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I have gym membership guilt without the gym membership.
 I have gym membership guilt without the gym membership.
Runa laila
My bank account has joined the witness protection program.
My bank account has joined the witness protection program.
Runa laila
“It is what it is” — me, accepting another bad decision.
“It is what it is” — me, accepting another bad decision.
Runa laila
Tried to be spontaneous, accidentally took a nap.
Tried to be spontaneous, accidentally took a nap.
Runa laila
I blinked once and suddenly it’s 2032.
 I blinked once and suddenly it’s 2032.
Runa laila
My coping mechanism? Memes and denial.
My coping mechanism? Memes and denial.
Aaliyah
I'm the reason “Are you still watching?” exists.
I'm the reason “Are you still watching?” exists.
Aaliyah
Some days I’m the main character. Most days I’m background noise.
Some days I’m the main character. Most days I’m background noise.
Aaliyah
Me: Overthinking. Also me: “Why am I tired?”
Me: Overthinking. Also me: “Why am I tired?”
Aaliyah
I was born tired and now I nap professionally.
I was born tired and now I nap professionally.
Aaliyah
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a million dollars.
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a million dollars.
Aaliyah
I don’t have attention span. I have… ooh, a butterfly!
I don’t have attention span. I have… ooh, a butterfly!
Aaliyah
I romanticize life. Even my laziness has aesthetic.
 I romanticize life. Even my laziness has aesthetic.
Aaliyah
My life is a mix of “what the hell” and “meh.”
My life is a mix of “what the hell” and “meh.”
Aaliyah
I only run when I hear “last slice.”
I only run when I hear “last slice.”
Aaliyah
I tried to glow up, but the power went out.
 I tried to glow up, but the power went out.
Aaliyah
Me at work: “I quit.” Me after lunch: “Just kidding.”
Me at work: “I quit.” Me after lunch: “Just kidding.”
Aaliyah
Every “5-minute break” I take lasts a full Netflix episode.
 Every “5-minute break” I take lasts a full Netflix episode.
Alaxismail
I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow. Or the day after. Or eventually.
 I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow. Or the day after. Or eventually.
Alaxismail
My toxic trait? I check the fridge like it's a mood board.
My toxic trait? I check the fridge like it's a mood board.
Alaxismail
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